16 Questions Surfers get asked all the time!!! (And honest answers)
____1. How good are you? Are you like a pro at surfing?
Yes, I am (as far as you know, realistically I whip out all the time)
____2. Do you ever do surf contest?
Yeah all the time, I just won the last one I was in. (No, I have never been in a surf contest, truthful I wish i was that good to go on tour)
____3.Do you surf in the winter?
Well, does a dolphin have a blowhole? Yes, surfing in the winter is better because there is less people in the water, plus you get the winter storms. Then the next question they asks…
____4. Isn’t the water cold?
Well thats what wetsuits are for, they let a little water in so that your body can warm it up and you can stay warmer in the big cold ocean.
____5. Aren’t you scared of sharks?
No, sharks are my friends not food, I would just fight it off (even though when you’re in the water you’re thinking of the jaws theme song. What was that? Oh…Its just seaweed.)
____6. Have you ever surfed with dolphins? Yeah, all the time. (When you see their fin, you’re praying that its a dolphin and not a shark).
____7. Have you ever gotten hurt while surfing? Well, there was this one time…(surfers are always getting hurt, whether its by other surfers, sea creatures, the ocean, surf conditions or by their own boards. Surfers usually exaggerate their stories) “Bro, it was 10ft++ and i was in the barrel and then a wave broke on my head and held me under for like 4 minutes”. Realistically, I was surfing 3-4ft+ and i wiped out and was held under for like 20 secs.
____8. How long have you been surfing for?
I’ve been surfing for years, surfers are usually in love with surfing and will continue surfing as long as there is waves.
____9. Do you party and do drugs, like all the other surfers on tv?
Most surfers are miss represented in todays culture, tv has made us look like beach bums with long blond hair, with perfect tans, with a VW bus and we smoke weed. Don’t get me wrong there are some surfers that live that lifestyle, BUT most surfers are contributing citizens to society with jobs.
____10.Have you ever surfed big waves like at Mavericks, Waimea Bay, Teahupoo, or Jaws?
Yeah Im planning a trip to go out there when the next storm hits. (No, I wouldn’t survive 2 minutes out there in the line up)
____11. Do you dye your hair? Why is it so light or blonde?All of us surfers have light yellow streaks in our hair, because the sun rays crush all the melanin in our hair which causes the hair to dye and go blond. So it depends on the surfer, if he does or not.
____12. Do you take surf trips? Yeah, many surfers, take surf trips traveling to other surf breaks to enjoy themselves. Many surfers love camping and roughing it in tents or in their cars. But its the friends or family that you take that really make the trip special. Its not the destination but the journey there that makes a memorable trip. (Im planning a trip up the coast of California with a couple buddies and a tent trailer).
____13. Do you pee in your wetsuit??No, thats gross (Realistically Yes, when you gotta go, you gotta go. but if its a two, I’m out of the water)
____14. Is it scary to surf? No not really, only when the surf gets really big, thats when it gets scary.
____15. How long will it take me to learn how to surf?
oh well, it depends on your balance and what type f board your on. The bigger and thicker the board the easier it is to surf on.
____16. Will you teach me how to surf??? The most common question surfers get asked.
(It depends on how cute you are) haha just kidding most surfers will tell you “yeah ill teach one of these days” but they will forget over time. So if you want to learn how to surf in Southern California, check out Newt’s Surf School at www.newtssurfschool.com for more details.)
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